Wednesday, May 12, 2010

it's wonderful afterlife Release Date : 07,May 2010

Director Gurinder Chadha
Producer
Starring Shabana Azmi, Shaheen Khan, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Zoe Wanamaker, Jimi Mistri, Sally Hawkins, Goldy Notay, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Mark Addy, Ash Varrez, Adlyn Ross

It set me thinking as reel after reel of Gurinder Chadha's It's A Wonderful Afterlife unspooled. We (the Bollywood reviewers/critics) are extremely harsh on films produced on hometurf. We go hammer and tongs after these film-makers, as if they have committed a crime that they cannot be absolved of. We tend to ridicule films, its makers, the actors in those films… In fact, just about everyone associated with those films.

How about using the same yardstick for movies attempted by names that command tremendous respect in the West? We forgive them, most of the time. We even turn a blind eye, ignoring the deficiencies only because the West holds them in high esteem. The thought crosses our mind pretty often: Wouldn't we come across as complete nincompoops if we ridiculed them, even if they turn up with pure trash?


I am not going to mince words. With It's A Wonderful Afterlife, celebrated filmmaker Gurinder Chadha hits a new low. It actually makes me wonder, was Bend It Like Beckham a fluke? It's A Wonderful Afterlife is so insipid and hollow that it makes her previous film Bride & Prejudice, considered by many as her weakest film, look like an epic in comparison.

Final word? It's A Wonderful Afterlife had everything going in its favour. But let's not forget that great vegetables don't necessarily make a yummy meal. This Gurinder Chadha curry is just not palatable!

Mrs. Sethi (Shabana Azmi), a widow, can't bear the thought of her daughter being alone and unhappy. When Mrs. Sethi can no longer stomach the rudeness of families who refuse her daughter, she takes matters into her own hands with the only way she knows... Suddenly a police hunt begins for a serial murderer.

Mrs. Sethi doesn't feel too guilty until the spirits of her victims come back to haunt her, as they are unable to be reincarnated until their murderer dies. Mrs. Sethi has no problem killing herself - she'll get to see her dead husband again - but how can she go before her daughter is married? The spirits realize that helping Mrs. Sethi find a suitable husband for her daughter, before the police catch her, is their only chance for a wonderful afterlife.

On paper, perhaps, the story of It's A Wonderful Afterlife may sound tempting and alluring. At least I found it attention-grabbing when I first heard it, several weeks ago. But sitting through those 1.40 hours of this cinematic journey is an ordeal. Seriously, what were writers Chadha and Paul Mayeda Berges thinking when they wrote the screenplay? Barely a few minutes into the film, you realize that Chadha has lost the plot already.

To state that the screenplay is shoddy would be putting it mildly. The only aspect that's amusing and which bears the unmistakable stamp of Chadha are the sequences between Shabana and the spirits. The love story is a total yawn, while the emotional moments are weak and the investigation of the murders is half-baked too. In fact, an investigating officer gets killed in the backyard of Shabana's home and guess what, the crime is conveniently forgotten, except when Senthil talks about it to Shabana. And why the beaten to death 'cancer' end? Gurinder seems to be watching too many (terrible) Bollywood films, seems like.

Talking of performances, Shabana is dependable, as always. Goldy Notay as Shabana's daughter is efficient. Sendhil Ramamurthy is alright. Jimi Mistry doesn't get ample scope. Sally Hawkins is first-rate. Mark Addy is passable. Sanjeev Bhaskar is wonderful. Shaheen Khan and Zoe Wanamaker (Shabana's next-door-neighbour) are decent.

On the whole, this one's a woeful experience, not wonderful by any standard!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Housefull Release Date : 30,Apr 2010

Producer Sajid Nadiadwala
Director Sajid Khan
Music Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, Sameer
Lyrics Amitabh Bhattacharya, Sameer
Release Date 30-Apr-2010

Once again, comedy kings are back in Housefull 2010 movie. Housefull is a new Hindi movie of Bollywood in the direction of Sajid Khan. House Full movie releases on 30th April, 2010 in Indian theaters.

Akshay Kumar as Arush, Riteish Deshmukha as Bob, Arjun Rampal as Major Krishna Rao, Lara Dutta as Hetal, Jiha Khan as Devika, Randhir Kapoor as Kishore Samtani, Chunkey Pandey as Akhiri Pasta, Boman Irani as Batuk Patel, Lilette Dubey as Zulekha and Malaika Arora as Pooja are the leading casts of Houseful Hindi movie.

House Full movie is presented by Eros International. The film is produced by Sajid Nadiadwala’s. Co-producer of the movie is Andrew Heffernan. House Full Hindi film is introduced by the Nadiadwala Gradson Entertainment Ltd. Production. Music of Houseful movie is composed by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy.

Official website of Housefull movie, housefullthefilm.in writes about the film synopsis, “‘HOUSEFULL’ is a romantic comedy entertainer which narrates the story of Aarush – the world’s unluckiest man. Being jinxed he believes his bad luck can vanish if he finds true love. In this quest for true love how one lies leads to another and how different people from different walks of life come together adding even more confusion to his hilarious comedy of errors resulting in total chaos and mayhem. As Deepika tells Akshay in the film ‘JIS JHOOTH SE KISSI KA GHAR BASTA HO, VOH JHOOTH JHOOTH NAHIN HOTA’.”

Housefull Hindi movie is a romantic comedy which narrates a story about the world’s unluckiest man – Aarush. He is under the bad luck. His bad luck can turn into good luck if he finds a true love.

Story of Housefull 2010 movie reveals around comedy and hilarious confusion during the quest for true love. In the result, the movie introduces total chaos and mayhem. Now, there is a question – is Housefull a new version of All The Best movie?

Housefull is not a new name in film industry. There is already many movies on the same name - Housefull (2010 Telugu film), Housefull (2009 Kannada film) and Housefull (1999 Tamil film). We already have watched a drama serial also with the same name - Housefull (2008).

Now, there is also a question – how different Housefull 2010 Hindi film from others? Yes, answer of the question can be gotten in the cinemas on 30th April, 2010.

Director of Housefull movie - Sajid Khan has again tried to introduce the comedy team of Heyy Babyy movie with a small change. However, Heyy Babyy was a remake of an American comedy movie.

After the failure of Chandni Chowk to China, 8 X 10 Tasveer, Kambakkht Ishq, Blue and De Dana Dan - Akshay Kumar is again back with a new comedy – Housefull 2010. However, his character in Housefull Hindi movie is very similar to Garam Masala and Deewane Huye Paagal.

On the other hand, Houseful Hindi film gives the best chance for Ritesh Deshmukh and Arjun Rampal also. It is the big time for Arjun Rampal because comedy is very difficult for him.

There is no doubt about Ritesh Deshmukh because he has already proved himself as a comedy actor. BOMAN IRANI is another comedy king for Houseful 2010 film. Similarly, JIAH KHAN has also to prove herself in comparison of DEEPIKA PADUKONE and LARA DUTTA.

Script of Houseful movie is very close to Do Knot Disturb movie. Arush’ friend - Ritesh Deshmukh helps him to hide his secret.

The most popular song of Housefull 2010 movie - “I Don't Know What To Do” is a new version of "Hum Bane Tum Bane" song of Ek Duuje Ke Liye movie. Overall, music of Housefull Album has gotten the biggest popularity by "Papa Jaag Jayega" soundtrack.

In a recent interview, Lara Dutta reveals about Housefull movie – “‘Housefull’ is a comedy about mistaken identities and people coming together to help each other. It gives out the message of looking after the people who really matter to you in life and protecting them. It’s a fun filled film as you can make out from the promos. It’s a mad-cap comedy, but not a ‘mind-less’ comedy. It is not like other brainless comic movies. The plot is extremely delicate and you have to pay proper attention to it or you will loose the link.” She talked to TOI, an online news portal.

Lara Dutta is playing a character of Gujarati girl - Hetal Patel in the movie. House Full is a big-budgeted Hindi movie of Bollywood. Every casts have great expectation with this movie. Audiences are also waiting to watch a match of Akshay and Deepika in comedy role.

Houseful word derives from entertainment world. It is used for superb and blockbuster movies. The word has been taken by Housefull 2010 movie to entertain audiences with the biggest blockbuster. Housefull film has been shot with the entire cast over four countries England, Italy, Hong Kong and India. It is the second blockbuster of Eros International after Paathshaala movie. Check out the biggest comedy Hindi movie - Housefull this weekend in your nearest theaters on 30th April, 2010. The movie brings back comedy kings with the biggest entertainment.

Chase Release Date : 30,Apr 2010

Producer Dr. Anuuj J. Saxena
Director Jagmohan Mundhra
Music Vijay Verma, Udbhav Ojha
Release Date 29-Apr-2010

When you walk into a multiplex and are informed that there is no other person in the auditorium other than you, there are no reasons to be elated. It only turns out to be a repeat situation of many a film released during last couple of months when you watched a film all by yourself in a theatre which was on the verge of cancelling the show until you flashed your card of being a film reviewer.

So what is it that works for 'CHASE'? Well, a few well executed action sequences, a couple of twists and presence of two hot bods (Udita Goswami, Tarina Patel) that should engage audiences, especially at single screens in B and C centres.

How do the stunts work? Well, after a 'Dhoom' inspired opening credit roll sequence comes a chase sequence which involves a perceived criminal being pursued by cops on busy Mumbai streets. Frankly, these 15 odd minutes do keep you hooked to screen as the protagonist does everything from manoeuvring his bike dangerously and indulging in parkour. The sequence which follows in a 'jungle' is hardly enticing though but then the climax action sequence is still reasonably engaging.

In the interim there are Udita Goswami and Tarina Patel who are captured from all flattering angles, hence ensuring that the oomph factor continues to be on screen alternatively. If Udita, due to the demand of the role (well!), plays her mini skirted nurse part well and indulges in sensual tricks to arouse (knowingly or unknowingly) a patient (Anuuj) of hers from coma, Tarina wears some of the most revealing costumes that any fellow journalist could have ever worn.

Does that mean that 'CHASE' is only about bikes and babes? Not really because at the core of it, there is an element of uncertainty about the lead protagonist when it comes to his real status - whether he is innocent of guilty. This is the plot line which could have been really nurtured well to get an ideal mix of thrills, drama and suspense but unfortunately the twist in the tale is totally lame.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Muskurake Dekh Zara Release Date : 23,Apr 2010

Producer Som Shekar
Director Som Shekar
Music Ranjit Barot
Writer Anurag Kashyap
Lyrics Mehboob
Release Date 23-Apr-2010

I expect first-time directors to be far more courageous than their established counterparts, when it comes to narrating fresh stories at least. But Muskurake Dekh Zara, which has top notch names involved behind the camera [the most prominent one being Anurag Kashyap, who has been credited as the writer of this film], leaves you confused and cold, since the writing is so childish, so amateurish, so fragile that its crash is imminent.

The question that crossed my mind time and again while watching this film was, did Anurag Kashyap really pen this movie? The sole factor that stands out is Ranjit Barot's musical score and the panoramic locales where a few songs have been filmed. Frankly, there's no other reason why you should exit the theatre with a muskurahat.


Gashmeer Mahajani aspires to be a chef. He arrives in Mumbai, after his bride-to-be elopes from the mandap. He falls in love with Twinkle Patel, but the problem is, she loves someone else [Hiten Paintal], who, incidentally, turns out to be the guy Gashmeer's bride-to-be had eloped with. In the end, expectedly, Twinkle realises that her heart beats for Gashmeer.

If the story is as old as the hills, the execution of the subject is equally old-fashioned. Sincethe writing is so inferior, neither does the love story, nor the forced comedy track manage to catch your attention.

Gashmeer is energetic and confident, but needs to work on his styling. Twinkle is raw and it shows. Hiten Paintal has just one expression throughout. Ranjeet, Om Katare and Tiku Talsania are adequate.

On the whole, Muskurake Dekh Zara has no chances absolutely.

Apartment Release Date : 23,Apr 2010

Producer Nari Hira
Director Jagmohan Mundhra
Music Bappa Lahiri
Writer Jagmohan Mundhra
Lyrics Syed Gulrez
Release Date 23-Apr-2010

THE BUILDER of this Apartment has nothing to offer, neither good location, nor design forget about beauty and aura. Well the Apartment, movie made by Jagmohan Mundra fall in the same category of nothing but just structure. If there is any thing worse than a Hollywood remake that's just plain awful, it is one that should be good but doesn't turn out that way.

Apartment is remake of Barbet Scroeder's 1992 thriller Single White Female.
Like its Hollywood version, Apartment of Bollywood is also about a young, working woman who takes in a roommate (Neetu Chandra) after throwing out her live-in boy friend (Rohit Roy) because he is unfaithful to her.
Actually in apartment, he isn't even unfaithful. Preet, played by Tanushree Dutta, happens to walk into the house when a model in too-light clothes is wiping her cleavages with her boyfriend's cooking apron. But the room mate who replaces him turns out to be a bad, very bad bargain. The mentally unhinged girl slowly usurps everyone’s life and even resorts to murder.

The treatment remains the same as the Hollywood version, but there is uninspiring cast of Tanushree Dutta and Neetu Chandra, renders Apartment into a tortuous, tormented.

The story moves ahead, when the supposed suspense sets in when Chandra becomes obsessed with Dutta, and has problems when her friend reunites with Rohit.

Performance ranges from po-faced wooden (Dutta) to dreadfully over the top ( Roy). Anupam Kher sleepwalks in his tiny turn.

For those who haven't seen Single White Female, Apartment is a middling, so-so thriller. For the rest this is a monotonous and misguided mess.
Think twice before planning a hangout in any cineplex, i have wasted my time and energy to find a single moment of joy in the movie, unfortunately there was none. Go at your own risk.

Do Dilon Ke Khel Mein - Hindi Movie Do Dilon Ke Khel Mein Release Date : 23,Apr 2010

Producer Dr. Wajahat Kareem, Dr. Surhita Karim
Director Akash Pandey
Music Daboo Malik, Sujeet Chaubey
Writer Akash Pandey
Lyrics Panchhi Jalonvi, Vijay Akela, Nafies Alam, Sujeet Chaubey
Release Date 23-Apr-2010

Do Dilon Ke Khel Mein is about two childhood friends Joggi & Goggi. Joggi who has been to London returns to his village after many years and wishes his son Rohit to marry a Punjabi girl. Googi who left Punjab 20yrs back has come back to Mumbai and fell in love with a South Indian girl Laxmi and got married.

As the years went on 'Goggi' is the father of a girl Isha and he wishes that his daughter to be married to a Punjabi whereas his wife Laxmi wants her son-in-law to be a South Indian. Joggi`s son Rohit & Goggi`s daughter Isha meet each other during a journey and their meeting ending up beeing a mess and they are in a situation that they cannot tolerate each other...
when the two Isha & Rohit, come to know about their parents being childhood friends for the past 20 years, fear of getting them married as they hate each other. They plan and create quarrels between the two families, and the issues are fueled up that it ends up in not having any dosti between their fathers. During this tussle there comes a strong turning point as everything goes wrong. Isha and Rohit realize that all these happened because of their childish nature and decide to sort them out.
How do they do it together?
Will they get married?
What kind of problems arises between the families?
'Do Dilon Ke Khel Mein' is all about the play of two hearts in love and hatred

Watch 'Do Dilon Ke Khel Mein' in theatres near you

Musaa Release Date : 23,Apr 2010

Producer Mahendrabhai Katariya
Director Himanshu Bhatt
Music Jaydeep-Eliyas
Writer Himanshu Bhatt
Lyrics Sandeep, Ibrahim Ashq
Release Date 23-Apr-2010

In today’s world it an electronic media which is calling the shots. This media has made it’s reach to almost every household of the country and innocent people follow this media blindly. As a result this media has become very powerful and the race to be on number one position among the channels has began. To remain ahead in the race the trend of sensationalisation of the news has started. Sting operation is the outcome of this trend.Today we live in the era of sting operation and the story of “Musaa” is based on such sting operations and the aftermath of it. Mr. Jaikishan Shroff is the C E O of one of the leading channels. He is a married man and his wife is noted heart surgeon. To increase the viewership of his channel Jaikishan opts for sting operation and this operation covers an underworld gang. Unfortunately the sting operation goes horribly wrong and to save his skin Jaikishan makes an innocent boy Rohan a scapegoat. With this the life of Rohan is changed overnight and he is forced to take the refuge in the underworld. How he becomes the victim of channel war and how he fights this battel on his own forms the crux of story which is full of spine chilling moments and thrilling sequences.